Meet our staff! 💚

Panuel Mascal

Founder and CEO 

I got the idea for „squirrels in socks“ while having lunch with a friend. Since then, our company is an up-and-coming tech startup. Furthermore I am likeable, good looking and responsible for the texts on website and Instagram.

Caroline Cashing

Head of CR

She has a lot of good ideas regarding the design of the website and Instagram – at least that’s what my co-workers say. Unfortunately, I’m quite a control freak and therefore I do everything myself.
So she mostly sits around bored in the office, making new suits for our pet Reginald with scissors and paper. Cute!

Itoshi Sakamato

Head of Finance

Our budget was enough for exactly one experienced and talented employee. He moved to Germany two months ago, and since then we’ve been telling him that what goes on here is normal in German companies. How long do you think he’ll buy that?

Dr. Reginald

Our pet squirrel

Dr. Reginald, our pet squirrel, is the most loved member of our growing team. Unfortunately, our Head of HR made a wrong entry in an excel form. That’s why Reginald is also the highest earning member of our team.

Elyas Slerrius

Head of Quantum-Entanglement

Okay, we had to make this one up because there was one more space in the prefabricated template. 

Frank Muller

Head of HR

He is responsible for the expansion of our team and the arrangement of vacation times. Unfortunately, you can’t see him in the photo because he was on vacation the year we had the photoshoot.
 

Marcel K□□□□

Head of IT-Security

Our privacy and security expert. None of us has ever seen him. His name just popped up in our database one day.

Kathrin Smith

Photography and Design

Kathrin is our photographer. You can always tell the photographer because their profile picture is the worst quality – after all, they don’t have anyone to photograph them.

Timmy Smith

Quality Management

Kathrin came into my office the other day and wanted to know how to combine her child and work. In retrospect, she probably meant something else. 

Want to work at SIS? 📝

Just come to one of our offices with your resume and cover letter. When Mr. Muller comes back, he will take care of your documents.

How we work

SIS’s modern style of workflow defines our vision and our determination. In the most future-oriented workspaces, we are non-stop developing detailed product-blueprints. All around the world, our experts discuss the most effective approaches for reaching our goals in order to offer the best possible customer experience in the most sophisticated way.

 

Since we started, our vision was to become the gold-standard of squirrels in socks. Sustainable, efficient and fluvio-glacial we define the whole industries way of advancing this market-segment into a new era of business.

 

Note to Caroline: Please add something like blockchain, AI, quantum computing and big data to boost our stocks before publishing

Want to contact us?

Simply write an E-Mail to contact@squirrels-in-socks.com or send us a DM on Insta @squirrels_in_socks. We are looking forward to hearing from you!

Yes, we are serious 👓

…ly made up.

@ Tax Office: We are not a real company, I don’t earn money with this BS. I just had a spare saturday and wanted to train my webdesign.